Crab Corps products are very sought after commodities. It
has been said that many of these items have been auctioned on E-Bay for many thousands of dollars. Therefore, due to
the collectability and ultimate value we must adhere to a "first come, first served" policy. The first Colonel who delivers
cold, hard US currency (the green stuff) to the Products Chairman will receive the merchandise. Don't be left out -
get yours today.
If you feel you can't wait until the meeting you can jump in line ahead of other Colonels by
communicating directly with the Products Chairman and cutting your own deal.*
Crab Balls $2
Shot Glass $5
*Deals are subject to the approval of the Supreme Commander.