HOW CAN YOU CONTRIBUTE?
In addition to initiation fees the Crab Corps raises funds through
fines levied upon the membership by the Supreme Commander. You may already be subject to a fine.
EXAMPLES OF OFFENSES SUBJECT TO FINES:
Did you get permission from the Commander to visit this web site?
Are you always wearing the appropriate Crab Corps uniform?
Have you offered to mow the Commander's lawn?
Did you remember the Commander's birthday?
Have you introduced any new recruits to the Corps?
Is there an error on your birth certificate but you keep insisting
your Corps name tag is wrong?